The ‘him’ in the situation is not human.
It is 94lbs.
It has four legs.
It’s covered in fur.
It loves me unconditionally.
It’s name is Oakley.
AND HE IS A MENICE.
Today’s adventures while the humans were busy working and reassuing the lively hood that said monster is use to …. he was ‘enoying’ himself with my brand new, never finsihed a project skein of yarn. And not just a small ball or skein a yard but a rather large unit of yarn that was over 700 yards! SEVEN HUNDRED YARDS.
This may not look like much … but once you assess the damage …
….it is not a picnic.
…2.5 hours later.
Disclosure: the three wine bottles were not consumed during the adventure but I kinda wish they were!
I don’t know why Mr.Oakley feels the need to be such a brat. He has two ‘siblings’ to entertain him, endless toys, radio, fan and ice water. Yes, ice water! It’s been rather hot and humid and they are ridiculously spoiled.
*sigh* … I really need to tell myself that I really love him sometimes. He’s almost three gosh darn it!